I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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