I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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