she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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