Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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