Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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