I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
