But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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