I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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