he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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