Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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