We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
