Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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