There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
