Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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