I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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