Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So. Much. Porn.
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