It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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