just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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