There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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