New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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