We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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