Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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