How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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