Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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