I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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