I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
whose ass print is on the piano?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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