gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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