Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
