I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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