we're blogging at a bar
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
In the future we'll all be gay
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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