Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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