i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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