No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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