he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup