We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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