Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
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I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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