too bad you live with your parents still
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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