he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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