She's JV to your varsity
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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