Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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