What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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