my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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