I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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