whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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