I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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