yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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