Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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