Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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