some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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