FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The Olympian is in my bed
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
