it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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