I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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