it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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