how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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